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The most ridiculous products of 2012. Reblogged because this article made me LOL too many times.
Some choice quotes:

Midcentury modern furniture is like being really, really handsome. People just overlook all your other flaws.
Do you like the convenience of a spray deodorant like Axe or Bod, but hate the fact that it makes you smell like regret and date rape? Well, your only answer is expensive ass deodorant. Sure, $35 is a lot, but chicks will be like, “Oh really? You smell so piquant. I love the hints of Fusanus Spicatus Wood oil. HERE IS MY VAGINA. DO WITH IT AS YOU PLEASE.”
You will not get street styled without at least one effeminate scarf.
How can you possibly become an influencer without going to the land of clothes that are awesome, but way too small for white people?
The ultimate flex is wearing gear that is basic as fuck, but costs a bajillion dollars.

(via howtotalktogirlsatparties)

The most ridiculous products of 2012. Reblogged because this article made me LOL too many times.

Some choice quotes:

Midcentury modern furniture is like being really, really handsome. People just overlook all your other flaws.

Do you like the convenience of a spray deodorant like Axe or Bod, but hate the fact that it makes you smell like regret and date rape? Well, your only answer is expensive ass deodorant. Sure, $35 is a lot, but chicks will be like, “Oh really? You smell so piquant. I love the hints of Fusanus Spicatus Wood oil. HERE IS MY VAGINA. DO WITH IT AS YOU PLEASE.”

You will not get street styled without at least one effeminate scarf.

How can you possibly become an influencer without going to the land of clothes that are awesome, but way too small for white people?

The ultimate flex is wearing gear that is basic as fuck, but costs a bajillion dollars.

(via howtotalktogirlsatparties)

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